My Haiku by Me © Copyright 2000 The phone is quiet. I wonder if he's okay. Ah, it's ringing now. On and on, the road... So many miles, so few years... On and on, the road. For sale. Good used truck. It has low miles, it runs fine, It looks just like you. Glad when this is through. I can start on something new. Glad when that is through. Show your I.D., please. There are too many of us To know you are you. "Do this! Do that! Hey! Can't you read the sign you fool?" "My sign says `No, sir.'" Never drives the car. Not that kind of vehicle. She just shines the chrome. I've had my trials, but Today I've met my match with Sand in my swim suit. Fertilize, water, Make the grass grow tall, so now I can mow the lawn. Two plus three? Oh, gee... I don't know. Just put it in the calculator. I'm invisible? You don't want to see me, so I'm invisible? "I'm calling to tell What I have for sale. You will save money..." - click - buzz. You said you were ill. "You must get well." I replied. Then you left me. Why? Am I a misfit? A Jello girl, stuck inside A Haagen' Daaz world?